My name is Andrew Weber, and I just cummed.
posted at 7:06 PM with 0 notes
whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?
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posted at 6:53 PM with 6,079 notes
as you can see ladies
i’m very well hung
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posted at 2:57 AM with 22,222 notes
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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posted at 8:11 PM with 38,374 notes
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
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