If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
unless you’re playing league of legends
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
dam can you imagine a porno with good acting
like oscar worthy
makin you cry and shit while you jackin off
– Kaija sabbah (via anachronica)
Fun fact: I’m 6’1 and I’ve never dated a girl taller than 5’4. I guess you can say i have a thing for long distance relationships.
I tried to scroll past I did
when i was in 7th grade i asked my science teacher if there were other colors that existed and we just couldn’t see them and she said no but i couldn’t stop thinking “well how would we know anyway” and that’s how i had an existential crisis at the age of 12
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance
looks like ill be having sex everyday now
condom commercials should just be videos of kids crying and whining and shouting
if that won’t convince people to use protection, idk what will